help I have no clue what I’m doing 
Hi @Goon,
Welcome to the Auth0 Community!
Are you trying to login to the Auth0 Dashboard or add X login as an authentication method for your application ?
I am asking this since X login is currently not available for logging in to your Dashboard admin account, but you can add it as a social connection for one of your applications, so you can follow this guide that provides step by step instructions - Integrate X (Twitter) Login in Your App Using Auth0.
Thank you,
Remus